The Lighter Side of Vaginal News
Warning: The following blog post features coarse language and mature subject matter. Reader discretion is advised.
Aiaiai!!! Welcome to the first edition of "Failed By Sex Ed" - a space where we unpack all the wild, wonderful, and sometimes wacky parts of sex education. This week's topic? Vaginas. Yep, we’re diving into the world of vajayjays, hoo-has, and all those other funny names.
Did you know that vaginas are like self-cleaning ovens? No scrubbing needed! That’s right, they handle their own maintenance. So next time someone tells you to douche, just tell them your vagina is already a step ahead.
Let’s bust some myths, laugh a lot, and maybe even learn something new along the way!
Weird and Wonderful Facts About Human Vaginas
"Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?" - The Carpenters
Okay, so get this: There was a company that made a musical tampon. Yeah, for real. A company in Japan called Tamponnal came up with it. The tampon had a tiny chip that played music when you put it in, trying to make periods more fun and less of a hassle. Imagine that! The music would play through a tiny speaker to help distract you from cramps.
While the idea of a musical tampon sounds funny, it also makes you wonder about practicality and hygiene. Some people said it might be risky for health, and lots of women just want to get through their periods without any gimmicks. Still, it’s a creative way to make periods a bit more bearable.
Here’s my take: while I appreciate the creativity behind trying to make periods more bearable, I also find it hard to believe that anyone who actually experiences period woul
Would you use a musical tampon? Let’s talk about it!
For more cool ideas about menstrual products, check out these:
"Period. End of Sentence." (Documentary) - Watch on Netflix
"The Red Tent" by Anita Diamant (Book) - Read more here
Speaking of period products, there's another funny invention: period panties with motivational quotes. These aren’t just any period panties; they come with uplifting messages printed inside. Imagine starting your day with a little pep talk from your underwear. Brands like Thinx have been making these, mixing functionality with positivity.
These period panties are all about empowering women and reducing the shame around periods. They remind us that periods are just a normal part of life and nothing to be embarrassed about. What do you think about period panties with motivational quotes? Brilliant idea or a bit much?
For more fun talks on this topic, check out these podcasts:
Call Your Girlfriend - Episode: "The Vagina Dispatches" - Listen here
Stuff You Should Know - Episode: "How Vaginas Work" - Listen here
Another cool bit of news is the “Smart Tampon.” This awesome device, created by a startup called NextGen Jane, collects menstrual blood to check for health issues. It’s like getting a health check-up every month without going to the doctor. This smart tampon could totally change how we look at menstrual health, maybe even catching things like endometriosis and cervical cancer early on. Learn more about the Smart Tampon here.
The Smart Tampon is a big deal for women's health. It shows how tech can help us understand and manage our health better. What do you think about this innovation? Could it become a regular part of your health routine?
For more on cool advancements in menstrual health, read these articles:
"The Future of Periods: How High-Tech Menstrual Products Are Changing Lives" - Read more here
"How Menstrual Products Are Evolving" - Read more here
Here’s a fun historical fact: Did you know that ancient Egyptian women used softened papyrus as tampons? Yep, they were pretty smart with their menstrual care. They’d soften the papyrus with water and roll it up, making it like an early tampon.
Ancient Egyptian women were super resourceful, and their smart menstrual care is just one example. It’s amazing to see how different cultures dealt with menstruation and the clever solutions they had. What do you think about ancient menstrual products?
For a deeper dive into the history of menstruation, check out these books:
"Periods Gone Public: Taking a Stand for Menstrual Equity" by Jennifer Weiss-Wolf - Read more here
"Flow: The Cultural Story of Menstruation" by Elissa Stein and Susan Kim - Read more here
Now, let’s talk about a fun trend: vagina-themed art and products. From vulva-shaped jewelry to vagina coloring books, artists and businesses are making stuff that celebrates female anatomy. These things aim to normalize and celebrate vaginas, helping people feel good about their bodies. Check out some awesome vagina-themed art here.
Vagina-themed art is more than just a trend; it’s a move towards body positivity and acceptance. By turning something seen as taboo into art, these creators help break down barriers and start healthy conversations about our bodies. Would you put vagina-themed art in your home? Why or why not?
For more on art and body positivity, check out these resources:
"The Vagina Museum" - The world’s first physical museum dedicated to vaginas - Learn more here
"Womanhood: The Bare Reality" by Laura Dodsworth - A photo book exploring women’s bodies - Read more here
Lastly, here’s a fun fact: Cleopatra is said to have invented the first vibrator by filling a hollowed-out gourd with angry bees. This early vibrator supposedly buzzed because of the bees, which Cleopatra used for pleasure. Read more about this fun story here.
The story of Cleopatra’s vibrator might be more myth than fact, but it’s definitely a funny twist to the history of sex toys. It’s interesting to see how women through history found creative ways to have pleasure. What do you think about Cleopatra’s invention? Real or just a good story?
For more on the history of sex toys, check out:
"Buzz: A Stimulating History of the Sex Toy" by Hallie Lieberman - Read more here
"The Technology of Orgasm: 'Hysteria,' the Vibrator, and Women's Sexual Satisfaction" by Rachel P. Maines - Read more here
So, next time someone talks about funny or cool inventions, just remind them: even musical tampons exist, and Cleopatra might have been quite the inventor!
Conclusion
Thanks for joining me on this wild ride through the world of vaginas! Remember, knowledge is power, and laughing is the best way to break down taboos. Follow, like, and share if you enjoyed this blog post, and stay tuned for next month’s edition where we dive into penises (not literally, of course!). And here’s a question I leave you with: Did you already know that Cleopatra might have invented the first vibrator using a gourd filled with angry bees??? I didn’t — and I find it hilarious to think about. Talk about a buzz!!! Hahahahahah
Until next time, keep it clean and don’t forget to wash your ass – hygiene is crucial, folks!
